Bitch I'm about to blow up

Damn I don't usually post personal stories but this reminds me

In like 7th/8th grade had to take a shit and at the time I wasn't eating right so usually took me good 10-15 minutes to dump one out

So I'm sitting there doing some heavy breathing and just tryna make the deposit when someone comes in and starts pissing. While he's doing that I finally manage to drop deuce and soon as he hears the plop this lil black boy starts laughing like "AYYYY SOMEONE DOING DOO DOO IN HERE?"

This like the worst shit cus i got another loaf on deck so def don't want him messing up my rhythm but this kid is apparently dying to find out who's doing poopies so he starts shouting

"AY MAN WHO IN THERE DOING DOOK DOOK THAT YOU SID? CMON MAN I WON'T TELL NO ONE YOU'RE DOING DOOK DOOK"

After hearing him get on the ground to see under the stall it goes quiet and I just close my eyes put my head down and I'm like thank god finally starting to crown when I hear from above me "AY MAN YOU ARE DOING DOOK DOOK"

The kid had gone into the next stall and climbed on top the toilet paper holder (i assume cus he had to be in 6th grade) just to get a look at me cus I guess there was no way he was leaving without solving the mystery of the who needed to take a shit

Pretty much 100% reaction not even thinking i straight slap the kid across the face and hear him go down hard and he starts like crying/moaning and when I look down I see I actually managed to take the shit but I'm definitely not tryna get caught "fighting" or whatever bullshit he'd say so I straight book it out of there no wiping or washing my hands and run to the next floors bathroom to clean up.

Honestly hadn't thought of that in prolly years so thank you BPT for letting me relive my childhood

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