Blackadder stars meet to discuss Series 5

Especially this one:




Blackadder lyrics

Over the course of the series and its special, numerous lyrics have appeared. The first series contains two (one for episodes 1-5 and one for the last episode), the second series contains six(one for each episode), and the third and fourth series contain none. Each special besides The Cavalier Years also has lyrics. Each song was also different in tone. The first is mock-heroic, the second is clearly sad and much higher-pitched. The series 2 ones are done by a mock-minstrel. The series 3 one is done deeply. The Christmas carol is done by a church-like choir while the last is done by an orchestra.

The Black Adder(1-5)

The sound of hoof beats 'cross the glade,

Good folk, lock up your son and daughter.

Beware the deadly flashing blade,

unless you want to end up shorter.

Black Adder, Black Adder!

He rides a pitch black steed.

Black Adder, Black Adder!

He's very bad indeed.

Black: his gloves of finest mole.

Black: his codpiece made of metal.

His horse is blacker than a vole;

his pot is blacker than his kettle.

Black Adder, Black Adder, with many a cunning plan.

Black Adder, Black Adder, you horrid little man.

The Black Adder(6)

So now, the wage of sin is paid,

The blade is still, the black steed grazes.

The only sound across the glade,

is Edmund pushing up the daisies.

Black Adder, Black Adder,

a shame about the plan.

Black Adder, Black Adder,

farewell you horrid man.

Blackadder II:Bells

Lord Flashheart tweaked the adder's beard,

from now he ever shall be single.

To fall in love with boys is weird,

especially boys without a dingle.

Blackadder, Blackadder,

His taste is rather odd.

Blackadder, Blackadder,

the randy little sod.

Lord Flashheart, Lord Flashheart,

I wish you were the star.

Lord Flashheart, Lord Flashheart,

you're sexier by far.

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