[Bloodmatch]Homura Akemi (Madoka Magica) Versus Korosensei (Assassination Classroom)

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Disclaimer: I have seen, like one episode of Madoka and whatever gets around on the internet, and the AssClass Manga

It's cool summer evening, Class E has organized a field trip to LA to learn of its history and American culture, the students are spread around the great city, and Korosensei stands on the roof of the 777 Tower, taking in the sights.

He managed to give the students the slip, which wasn't difficult with his mach 20 speeds.

"It's nice to get some alone time, even if it's for a little while" he said as he munches on some KitKats.

"Are you Korosensei?" a voice asked from behind

A chill went down his spine, he was certain there was no one else up here, so who's speaking?

He turned around and saw a small girl, no older than 14 or 15 years old, her hands behind her back

"I believe it's customary to introduce yourself before asking for names"

"Ah, I apologize, I forgot to introduce myself, I am Homura, are you the famous Korosensei?"

"Yes, is there a reason you're asking?"

"Yes... die"

As she finishes the sentence, the world around them seemed to slow down and eventually come to a halt

"Toki wa tomare"

She bringers her hands forward, revealing an MP5, she starts shooting, eventually emptying the magazine, she throws the weapon down and pulls out an assault rifle and begins shooting again.

When a click is heard, she puts the weapon away, takes a few steps back and pulls out an RPG-7 and shoots at Korosensei

The rocket and the previous bullets have all stopped millimeters away from Korosensei.

"Soshite, toki wa ugoki dasu"

Time begins to move again, and all the bullets and RPG make contact, blasting Korosensei off the roof.

Meanwhile, on the ground

"Hey, I think he went this way"

"Come on, Nagisa, keep up"

"Sorry, this guidebook is really heavy"

"I think I saw him around he-"

BOOM

"What's going on?"

"Wait, what's that up there?"

"Is that-"

pomf as Korosensei's body lands on the concrete, show massive injuries from the anti-sensei bullets

And then suddenly, Homura appears, as if out of nowhere, pointing a gun at Korosensei's face

"Sorry, nothing personal" she says, as she shoots him in the face a few times

She observes the body for a couple of seconds, pulls out a camera and takes a few pictures

"Hey wait a minute! who the hell are you?" one of the students ask

"Me? I'm nobody" Homura responds

"Why did you do this?"

"No particular reason, just felt like it. If it's money you're worried about, I'll give it to you"

She turns and starts walking away

"All the money in the world can't help me"

Fin

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