Bloodmouths of Reddit, what would it take for you to become vegan?

You've already demonstrated a lack of willingness to have a conversation

You say after more than 24 hours of literally having a conversation with me.

I'm just developing evidence that I'll use to shoot you down later. Others will do the same.

Thanks based vegan inquisition? Please refer to "I don't care." I have literally told you to screencap AAAAAALL of this. Back it up on imgur, email your friends! I don't care. It just shows that you take internet discussions WAAAAY too seriously if you're actually going to waste your own time following me around posting screencaps to anyone I talk to. What's dumber is that you'll literally be doing it for free. That's really REALLY sad.

You're wrong. This is extremely well-known.

Whatever you say...

Either way, I still cause less animals to die when I eat meat than you or anyone else. Because I'm better than you.

Dude, you are literally reliant on other people to do everything for you. If truck drivers went on strike for two weeks and stopped delivering to your city, you'd probably starve because you haven't got the first clue about how to grow a potato let alone kill and skin your own food without tearing up. Dude, I can make a single cow last 8 months. You probably cause more animal death by having other people pick your kale for you. Hell, you probably cause more human suffering from buying mangoes picked by underpaid migrant workers. That's pretty evil. Why can't you just plant some fruit and stop human suffering?

I'm more self-sufficient than you, I'm less reliant than you, I cause less animal death than you, I use less energy and resources than you, I'm less selfish than you. Overall, I'd say I'm better than you in general :D Don't forget to screencap!

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