People need to rethink this song a bit. If you're a married guy doesn't this sound a little bit like the routine? Allow me to translate.
"Everybody get up ooh Everybody get up ooh Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey"
You're laying in bed, the kids are finally asleep. You've both been going since 5 am but you have needs.
"If you can't hear what I'm trying to say If you can't read from the same page Maybe I'm going deaf, maybe I'm going blind Maybe I'm out of my mind"
She's ignoring you. WTF. I can't crank out another one, this shit is getting old.
"OK now he was close, tried to domesticate you But you're an animal, baby it's in your nature Just let me liberate you Hey, hey, hey You don't need no papers Hey, hey, hey That man is not your maker"
Remember when we used to bone when we were in our early 20's in your parents house? That was fun. You used to be crazy.
"And that's why I'm gon' take a good girl I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it You're a good girl Can't let it get past me You're far from plastic Talk about gettin blasted I hate these blurred lines I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it But you're a good girl The way you grab me Must wanna get nasty Go ahead, get at me"
Really. This routine again? You sit there saying no for the next 30 minutes to only end up saying yes. Do we really have to do this?
"What do they make dreams for When you got them jeans on What do we need steam for You the hottest gal that In the place I feel so lucky Hey, hey, hey You wanna hug me Hey, hey, hey What rhymes with hug me? Hey, hey, hey kiss me hey hey hey"
I'm going stupid here trying to get some. What rhymes with hug me? A million things when you don't have baby making on the brain. I will say anything to get laid at this point.
*Skipped already explained lyrics.
"One thing I ask you Let me be the one you back that ass into Yo, from Malibu, to Paris bo Yeah, had a bitch, but she ain't bad as you So hit me up when you passing through I'll give you something big enough to tear your ass in two Swag on, even when you dress casual I mean it's almost unbearable In a hundred years not dare would I, from a far side let you pass me by. Nothing like your last guy, he too square for you He don't smack that ass and pull your hair like that So I, just watch and wait for you to salute and choose this pimp' Im a nice guy, but don't get if confused, this pimpin"
The married man gambit. How can I can threaten her with sex when she maintains control of it? Should I mention I travel, and bring up the fact I am desirable to other women?
Dirty talk begins.
"Shake the vibe, get down, get up Do it like it hurt, like it hurt, does it hurt, does it hurt What you don't like work"
It hurts. After a few years of having sex with the same women you will hear "Not tonight. I'm still soar from 3 weeks ago". Also included is a value statement "I bring home the bacon and the only thing I ask aside from you doing most everything it the occasional romp in the sack.".
"Baby can you breathe? I got this from Jamaica It always works for me Dakota to Decatur, uh huh No more pretending Hey, hey, hey Cause now you winning Hey, hey, hey Here's our beginning"
Look, lets just smoke this joint and see what happens. No pressure OK?
"I always wanted a good girl I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it You're a good girl Can't let it get past me You're far from plastic Talk about gettin blasted I hate these blurred lines I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it But you're a good girl The way you grab me Must wanna get nasty Go ahead, get at me"
The weed worked. She's still reluctant, which is odd considering you're banging, but she's not really into it. This does tend to your physical need, but neither of your emotional needs. Is this emotional rape, or what it is to be in long term relationship? Man, that's kind of a grey area there, some blurred lines.