Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick: Yeah? Jet Pilot: Take a look out of starboard. Dick: Oh my God, it looks like a huge-- Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker. Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where? Bird-Watching Woman: Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's-- Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with-- Baseball Umpire: Two balls. [looking up from game] Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous-- Chinese Teacher: Wang, pay attention! Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying-- Musician: Willie. Willie Nelson: Yeah? Musician: What's that? Willie Nelson: [squints] Well, that looks like a giant-- Colonel: Johnson?! Johnson: Yes, sir? Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this. Later, as Dr. Evil is escaping: Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil? Johnson: No, sir. He got away in that rocket that looks like a huge-- Schoolteacher: Penis. The male reproductive organ. Otherwise known as tallywhacker, schlong or-- Dad: Weiner? Any of you kids want another weiner? Son: Dad? What's that? points at rocket Dad: I don't know, son, but it's got great big-- Peanut seller: Nuts! Hot salty nuts! Who wants some-- Lord Almighty! Woman: That looks just like my husband's-- Ringmaster: One-eyed monster! Step right up and see the One-Eyed Monster! One-eyed Monster: jumps out and scares crowd, then points to the rocket Hey, what's that? It looks like a big-- female Fan: Woody! Woody Harrelson? Can I have an autograph? Woody Harrelson: Sure thing. [Sees rocket] Oh my lord. Female fan: It's big! Woody: Nah, I've seen bigger, it's-- Dr. Evil: (To Mini-Me) Just a little prick. It's a flu shot. You've been in the coldness of space.