Bob Mueller Insider Reveals Why He Might Not Want To Testify

Mueller was hired to run an investigation on behalf of the American people to find truth & justice— ‘cause... see... it was Bob who brought down Enron! It was Bob who outed the terrorist cell that blew up the Pan Am flight over Lockerbie, Scotland! Bob’s the guy who shut down the the Gotti crime syndicate! We were told to have confidence in “Bob”... “Bob’s Our Man!” “It’s MuellerTIME!!!” And now “Bob” is refusing to defend his findings from an expansive 2-year investigation on a fraudulent election revealing a corrupt illegitimate “president” who benefited from the conspiracy because “Bob” wants to stay out of the spotlights and remain “apolitical’? WTF!?

When Bob got to run “his” investigation with impunity, (using my tax dollars, btw), for 2 fucking years, the expectation was clear: Equity, truth and justice on the back end. I am MORE than capable to judge for myself as to whether or not his findings proved wrongdoing by the dishonorable, vulgar half-witted crackpot in the White House. Now, I’ve been denied that opportunity thanks to the stupid-ass rule that says a POTUS is above the law and cannot be indicted as per AG Fred Flintstone.

Why the fuck did we launch the investigation in the first place? That’s fucking bullshit insane. Uncle Bob cannot just pass the buck to a landlocked set of scaredy-cat Dems in Congress who want to save their bacon for 2020! Despite his smarts, his status as a decorated Vietnam Vet, former FBI director and Columbia University prof— Mueller is a cowardly, elitist asshole if he fails his duty and obligation to testify PUBLICLY! He doesn’t get to skulk away to write his lucrative “tell all” book and enjoy a happy retirement because he doesn’t want to be apart of a media circus. Too fucking bad dickface. It’s too late. It’s always been a circus and always will because people like you fail to stand up for the truth.

His conclusions were misrepresented by Trump’s corrupt fraud fixer Barr. CHECK! Congress must subpoena Mueller’s ass for a public hearing. CHECK! Because: Bob ‘fucking’ Mueller DOES NOT GET TO BE THE ULTIMATE ARBITER. WE DO! And until we’re given that chance, his investigation was nothing more than a waste of time and money and served no one by Trump himself. Thanks for nothing, “Bob”! You’ve enabled the clusterfuck we are engaged in which is precisely why some people stay home on Election Day. The system you support makes our voice as flaccid & impotent as Donald Trump’s shriveled tiny little orange cock.

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