This is my human. There are many like him but this one is mine. My human is my best friend. He is my life. I must master him as I must master my life. Without me, my human is useless. Without my human, I am useless. I must snuggle my human true. I must spread more scent on him than his mother who is trying to own me. I must snuggle him before he snuggles me. I will... My rifle and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit... My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will... Before God, I swear this creed. My rifle and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!