Books you read at a young age that you definitely shouldn't have?

Some people are just good at 'long, cylindrical ash' (usually people who forget they are smoking and just keep their hand still for far too long (often drunk people).

Protip: If you uncurl a paperclip (cut it in half with scissors [which is difficult and will ruin the school's scissors]), and then insert it into the center of your (no-doubt) clove cigarette (or whatever was in fashion when you were a teenager reading Anne Rice [it had to be cloves, right?!]), it is a cool, secret way to be more successful with your surprisingly long-ash game. Just remember not to tap it when anyone is around, and your secret is safe. "Mischief managed."

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