Boris Johnson on course for huge win in UK election, exit poll suggests

Well I’m your ghost of Christmas future mate. That is to say I’m statewise and already paid up the wazoo on uni and medical debt and got attacked in college by your filthy refugees. If you think it slips life away to pay for college or medical insurance under normal circumstances please imagine what it’s been to get the whole life destroyed. Maybe it’s time for you to stop thinking about them and to start thinking about your own f*cking kin for a change and hug your ma and hug your pa and sisters, cousins, and fellow realmsman. Is your monarch the Queen of Arabia? The Queen of Africa? Stop pretending! Life’s been destroyed here! We’ve been the faithful realmsmates and no one else’s been. When do pur lives matter! We’re the ones who get drafted and conscripted and commandeered to fight in wars because no one else is reliable. When do our lives matter!? Life experiences matter just because you didn’t get stabbed doesn’t mean you wouldn’t have been targeted and doesn’t mean you won’t be targeted too or that your life isn’t in more danger than other people just because you’re more traditionally British. Wake up mate. Pick up a shovel! You were needed!

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