Final test:
My head was spinning, the taste of dirt in my mouth. I open my eyes to see where I am at. Where the hell am I? The dirt was green with specks of blue in it. The rocks were almost a chrome color. If they were rocks at all. The last thing I remember doesn't seem possible. I was out in the woods having a bonfire with friends and some drinks on my 21st birthday. I went out into the woods to take a piss and saw something off in the distance. I got into an open area and saw 3 figures standing by what appeared to be some sort of small craft. Two of them stood just a mere foot behind her. A woman I believe. But...she wasn't human. She looked human however there were differences in her physique and face that you could tell she wasnt. They slowly began to approach me and I could do nothing but stare in awe and fear. She was beautiful. Not hot or gorgeous or sexy, but beautiful. She had a grace and tenderness to her that I could not explain. Very frail and barely 5 feet tall but slender and innocent.
The two men approached with weapons drawn, most likely guards of some kind. As they stood in front of me I could see the two men were wearing some kind of armor and carrying these strange looking weapons that had a blue light eminating from the center of what I thought were rifles. They had raised eyebrows with what seemed like cranial ridges above the eyebrows and very chiseled jawlines. She looked at me with eyes that were full of pain and hope. She raised a hand and the guards lowered the guns. She reached out and placed a hand on my cheek.
That was the last thing I remember before waking up here. I began to piece it together and assumed I'm not on earth anymore. It's just not possible that this could be earth. I scream out "HELLOOOOOOOO" and get nothing In return. I must be in the middle of nowhere. I look up and realize I'm defiantly not on earth anymore. Two suns. Or at least that is what I think they are. Both are a sort of blueish color. Much farther than our sun it appeared. But the climate seemed very favorable. I wished it felt like this everyday on earth. I started to panic, flashing memories of everyone and everything I ever knew to be gone now. At first I cried. Then I decided that if they brought me here then they must be able to take me back. I must find them.
I look down at my feet just as I am about to begin walking and see the words "SAVE US ALL" burned into the ground. Uhh, say what? That must be some kind of mistake. What is wrong with these people. First they kidnap me, then leave me in the middle of nowhere on an alien planet with a vague message! I get so angry that I swing my fist full force into the bright red tree next to me and watch in astonishment as it explodes and splinters everywhere. My body covered in this yellow golden aura of energy. I felt good. No, better than good. I have never felt like this my entire life. I can't explain how or why but I didn't care. I still need to find them.
"Well" I say to myself, "Which way do we go first, Goku?".
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