Right before the IPO for beyond, I was so pumped... if it's easy "meat" for the masses... take all my money.

I ran out and bought everything beyond makes and tried each regrettable form... getting angrier with every cut of canola oil infused bean root... garbage. Stunk up my kitchen for half a month..

Bummer: the rotten taste and constant putrid smell disgusted me away from participating in the IPO... everyone else didn't sample the ripe garbage and shot it to the moon.

Interesting lesson... if you plan to go long, do yourself a flavor favor and grill up a burg or braut in your home before you do.

Beyond meat is flat out inedible: way worse than a 15 cent can of tuna... plus you can make a cool cat or racoon buddy with the tuma.

You don't make friends with salad.