In a world where you already have too many kids as it is, ONE family will rise to the challenge.
[cut scene] (explosions and spaceships blowing shit up)
What will it take to make peace, once again come to this world?
[cut scene] Father: YOU PROMISED ME MELINDA! YOU SAID NO MORE KARAOKE NIGHTS AT THE SWINGERS LOUNGE!
A town, locked in a grip of fear...
[cut scene] meddling old neighbor: They stay up most nights till 10pm yelling. And those children...
And a team torn apart by internal strife.
[cut scene] daughter: I ALREADY HAVE TO SHARE MY FUCKING ROOM WITH MY BROTHER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE DOES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT? I'M RUNNING AWAY I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH!
There is only one thing that will reunite this beloved band. A blessing from another world. From the people who brought you Planned Parenthood
[cut scene] wife: IT WAS ALL DIFFERENT BEFORE YOU BECAME STERILE FROM THAT BAR FIGHT!
And the Make A Wish Foundation...
20th Century Fucks and Marvel blah blah pooprings brings you the final solution to this super group of friends,
ADOPTION!
Rated PG13