I had been talking to this classmate for a couple months, things were going pretty well except for the fact that she obviously wanted to have a piece of me and I didn’t want none of it, and she was getting bolder and less respectful by the minute. We start talking about personal stuff and I eventually open up about my problems with weed, she says that she has a problem with alcohol too.

The very next day she suddenly sends me an apocalyptic message about how she had bought licor and was going to drink alone in the street at night. I go there immediately to try and help her. She refuses to stop drinking and keeps chugging the bottle and saying “I’m not going to stop until this bottle is empty”. So I start drinking too just so she doesn’t fucking od on me.

Thing is I had never drunk more than a beer in my life so I got completely shitfaced. Next thing I know we’re in her bed having sex.

Long story short we dated for two years, and that wasn’t even the worst thing she did in that time.