Guys, I'm pretty sure I'm on the greatest gambling heater of my entire fucking life. This is without counting the bets I made on the presidential election which is by far the biggest amount I've ever won. I had so much money in my account that I had to withdraw it in 7 separate withdrawls over a week. I know you get dinged with withdrawal fees but I had an uncomfortable amount of money on an offshore gambling site.
Since the NBA finals, I have placed 81 bets and have gone 45-26. On just bets over 10 units, I'm sporting a 19-2 record for an ROI of 563 units.
I'm 18-9 on the NFL, 24-17 on the NBA, 2-0 on international hockey.
On top of that I took my entire roll in October and went all in on Joe Biden to win the election. Since I didn't get the payout until December when the electors made the result official, my October and November bets were non-existent so most of this is the result of the first week of the NBA season and the last month or so of NFL season.
I'm not doing anything crazy. I just bet small amounts of 1-5 units on most games. If I think the lines are wrong, I hammer the lines hard with big bets. I've only made one parlay which hit. No multileg parlays, no going all in on super underdogs or trying to pick up nickels in front of a steam roller.
To top it off, I'm 8-0 from Tuesday.