3. Breath of the Wild cured my cancer

Breath of the Wild cured my cancer

I officially declare myself a Switch man.

I am now all about the Switch. Because being a PS4 man is just a gateway to homosexual activity. I say NO to the Sony hole. I've never played the Playstation in my life - I swear. I've never done it. A couple of girls have gently enquired if I wanted to. I said: "No way! I know what comes out of that hole, that Sony hole, cause it's gross. There's doodoo there. What, did you use a plunger or whatever, a scrubber, to get all the fecal matter there? You didn't do that! So why am I gonna play my games on that platform? I'm not stupid. I shower every day - I'm clean! Why would I put my hands on a PS4? That's crazy! Well, if I was watching Sony E3 conferences all day, maybe I would do it, but I don't.

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!! now you have to buy TWO games to get ALL the pokémon !! Peak A real person definitely said this, so we better defend Ninty!

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