kind of off topic, but when i was in high school, i dated both sexes bc i was confused and attempting to figure it out. but thats embarrassing so i told people i was bi.

well i was talking about relationships with a friend, and a dude nearby caught on that i dated guys and girls. he perked up and goes "wait! youre bi??!?!?!" and me and my friend just nodded, waiting for the typical "ThATs SO hOT" sort of response

we were in for a surprise, bc his first and only question was "wait wait wait... so.... do you shop at Dick's or Sports Authority?" 100% dead serious. i thought he was just fucking around, until he started to hang out with us daily and i realized he was genuinely just that weird. he did get to the weird flirting later, but not until after he bugged me about which sports store i shop at for a couple weeks

i couldnt answer the question then, and still cant bc im gay and cant sport. so i guess the poor kid will die without answers to his most pertinent question :/