Brunette goes to the doctor

A redhead is driving through the country side, and gets stopped when she comes across a farmer crossing his sheep. After a few minutes, she says to the farmer „I‘m bored, how about a game?“. The farmer says „Sure Miss, what‘d you have in mind?“. She says „You got a pretty healthy herd. If I can guess how many sheep, I get to pick one to keep“. The farmer thinks „The herd was already crossing when she pulled up, there‘s no way she could do it“ After agreeing, the Redhead says „97“. Astounded, the farmer let’s her have her pick of his flock.

A few seconds later the farmer asks „Up for another game?“. „Sure“ replies the redhead.

„If I can guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?“

/r/Jokes Thread