There once was a gal named Cid
She kicked butt like a hard-ass kid
On the way she gained
A hero army untrained
In the hands of SweetDeej they she bid
SweetDeej a man of great wealth
Spent untold gold on heroes' health
Skills they gained
Bosses they maimed
And rubies they hid with great stealth
The heroes they all had a name
And earned it they did their fame
From the blood they spilled
To the golden gild
To a hero they felt no pain
SweetDeej his favourites he had
The ladies they made him most glad
With Cid in the lead
And Brit doing the deed
He never ever felt too bad
Betty, ohhhh could she cook
And Alexa the masterful rook
Natalie the babe
Mercedes the blade
And Athena, wow, she draws the look
Aphrodite she gave good game
Shinatobe never came up lame
Phthalo gives much life
Banana she doesn't need a knife
And Lillin she is all our bane
On Cadmia SweetDeej he raved
SD's sorry life she saved
Astraea so fast
A spell she cast
And the mobs' ohh she enslaved
Chiron the Archer he razed
Moloch the Axeman unfazed
Fight they did
Mobs they rid
SweetDeej again so amazed
Bomber the mad was found
Destruction he wrought unbound
With Gog the mad
And Wep the Bad
All Heroes the baddest around
The Heroes they did as asked
Through zones of mobs unmasked
With gilds of gold
And powers untold
Heroes they were to the last
In Cid and her gang of agents
SweetDeej he had much patience
More help was needed
Cid’s advice was heeded
And SweetDeej he summoned the ancients
Lib and Siya they were first
With their effort their hearts did burst
Frags came soon
With Bhaal the monsoon
The mobs they were encursed
Many more Ancients they came
With powers they gave great fame
Morg the strong
Atman never wrong
And Solomon the grandest of game
But with all the powers they brought
SweetDeej and Cid they were caught
As much as they tried
Their foes they died
But progress soon it was naught
Search and search oh but they did
SweetDeej and his brave gal Cid
So came the Outsiders
To their gang of riders
Heroes and Ancients to them they bid
The battle it rages on
The end it might come along
Until then Cid
The true brave kid
To SweetDeej she was so so strong
SweetDeej his essence is male
His heroes they spun a great tale
A long time it will take
All achievements to make
But SweetDeej in the end will prevail