There once was a gal named Cid

She kicked butt like a hard-ass kid

On the way she gained

A hero army untrained

In the hands of SweetDeej they she bid

 

SweetDeej a man of great wealth

Spent untold gold on heroes' health

Skills they gained

Bosses they maimed

And rubies they hid with great stealth

 

The heroes they all had a name

And earned it they did their fame

From the blood they spilled

To the golden gild

To a hero they felt no pain

 

SweetDeej his favourites he had

The ladies they made him most glad

With Cid in the lead

And Brit doing the deed

He never ever felt too bad

 

Betty, ohhhh could she cook

And Alexa the masterful rook

Natalie the babe

Mercedes the blade

And Athena, wow, she draws the look

 

Aphrodite she gave good game

Shinatobe never came up lame

Phthalo gives much life

Banana she doesn't need a knife

And Lillin she is all our bane

 

On Cadmia SweetDeej he raved

SD's sorry life she saved

Astraea so fast

A spell she cast

And the mobs' ohh she enslaved

 

Chiron the Archer he razed

Moloch the Axeman unfazed

Fight they did

Mobs they rid

SweetDeej again so amazed

 

Bomber the mad was found

Destruction he wrought unbound

With Gog the mad

And Wep the Bad

All Heroes the baddest around

 

The Heroes they did as asked

Through zones of mobs unmasked

With gilds of gold

And powers untold

Heroes they were to the last

 

In Cid and her gang of agents

SweetDeej he had much patience

More help was needed

Cid’s advice was heeded

And SweetDeej he summoned the ancients

 

Lib and Siya they were first

With their effort their hearts did burst

Frags came soon

With Bhaal the monsoon

The mobs they were encursed

 

Many more Ancients they came

With powers they gave great fame

Morg the strong

Atman never wrong

And Solomon the grandest of game

 

But with all the powers they brought

SweetDeej and Cid they were caught

As much as they tried

Their foes they died

But progress soon it was naught

 

Search and search oh but they did

SweetDeej and his brave gal Cid

So came the Outsiders

To their gang of riders

Heroes and Ancients to them they bid

 

The battle it rages on

The end it might come along

Until then Cid

The true brave kid

To SweetDeej she was so so strong

 

SweetDeej his essence is male

His heroes they spun a great tale

A long time it will take

All achievements to make

But SweetDeej in the end will prevail