I hooked up with this woman in her 30's for a one nighter. I rented a hotel room. I turned the lights off because this woman wasn't exactly my type but when you're going through a dry spell you take what you can get. I'm pumping along and I am like damn... this woman is wet as fuck. Sloshing noises and sticky nuts slapping her ass. I slap her ass and it sounds like I just slapped a puddle. I look at my hand in the moonlight and it's covered in blood. I look at my stomach. Blood. Dick - Blood. There's blood on the sheets, comforter, edge of the bed. I freaked the fuck out and turned the lights on to a murder scene. I swear this woman lost a gallon of blood.

She freaked out and went to the restroom. I'm standing there naked with sticky blood all over me. She tells me she has to go and darts out of there. I shower and take all the sheets and comforter off the bed and lay it in the corner. I left a note apologizing to whoever found the crime scene and went home in shock.