-buuurp- listen, M-Morty, if there were any reason to c-c-crap yourself over a tshirt, this would be it.

Yeah, I don't believe you are a girl.

And keep the proof for your self, you filthy man. I have seen so many d**s. So many. So many dicks . So many shlongs. Of all shapes and colours. White, brown, chinese, japanese, us, canadian, afghan, Luxemburg, San Marino, Lichtenstein, Vatican... Big and small, circumcised and not. Vaginas that looked like Dicks, Dicks that were Vaginas, Alien Dicks, Robo dicks, liquid DICKS. Alternate dimension DICK, hideous, ugly, I love dicks. 100 DICKS, for ever dicks. Ricks Dick. More dicks. Fuck shit. Dicks. Mortal dicks.

I’ll have you know I looked at inbox dicks top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret dick sightings on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300TB confirmed dick pics. I am trained in dicks warfare and I’m the top dick in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another dick. I will wipe your the fuck dick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with sending that shit dick to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of DICK watchers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the 'me looking at you DICK pic', maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can look at your dick pic in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare eyes. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed DICK sight, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable duck off in the face of the continent, you have a little dick. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” dick was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking DICK pic. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn dick PIC sender. I will look furiously all over your dick and you will drown in my attention. Your DICK is not a novelty for me, kiddo.

I'm so sorry for that.

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