[buy][aud][toy][pty] want to buy an audio book (revised)

Hi again Sasha. Of course I will consider your offer. You are one of my favorite Sellers, always up for everything. So what would you want to charge? I won't let you hang out there but will give you some data points.

I was thinking of a range of $15-20 for a normal paperback chapter including the wearing of the panties (panties themselves and shipping being extra), however someone just offered $10-15. That said, I am not looking to make a one-off-deal here, so I might hire more than one reader (for different books of course) and they might be at different prices. I might pay the different prices just because of a desire for variety in Readers. If you’ve watched any of the Hysterical Literature videos, you’ll know what I’m talking about here. And of course, all prices can be agreed upon after the book selection, since of course different novels have chapters of different lengths.

I haven't picked the book yet. But for example, I'm having someone read to me Fifty Shades of Grey (50SoG) right now, but it is going really slowly, since the particular Reader/Seller orgasms quickly and needs some recovery time (understandable), but the result is a lot of orgasms and a reading pace which is about one chapter every 10 days. LOL. I agreed to pay that particular Seller for all 3 volumes, but at this rate, the movie sequels will be released in the theaters before she's done with the complete reading. LOL. That's why I put in the requirement of 2-3 chapters a week in this morning’s ad, which I think is a fair pace and should still is compatible with sustaining clitoral health... LOL.

BTW, my current reader is charging me $15/chapter for reading only, with panties being separately charged. If you wonder what this works out to, let me give you some numbers. 50SoG is 514 pages in 26 chapters and about 50,000 words total. So the Slow Reader (I should just refer to her as “SR” -- LOL!) is charging me $15/chapter x 26 chapters = $390 for the 50,000 words which is about 128 words per $1. (Panty-wear being separate cost from this as I said.) An adult averages between 160 to 220 words per minute (WPM) when speaking aloud. So that works out to between $1.25/min - $1.75/min if reading were the same as speaking.

If we went ahead with this, we could jointly pick a suitable and interesting novel to both of us. It should be one that is not completely incompatible with the idea that the reader is having orgasms throughout the reading. That's why 50SoG was a nice choice.

Regarding the vibrator, what I bought for the “SR” was a Hitachi Magic Wand. (That may have been part of the problem with the subsequent reading pace since it is a really powerful vibrator and can result in quick orgasms.) Happy to get that particular one for a new Reader/Seller or if the prospective Reader already has an HMW, I can pay for something else that would be mutually fun (i.e., fun for her with regard to the masturbating which results in fun for me in the listening).

I can pay for a paperback or a Kindle edition of the agreed upon book.

Panties should be worn for several chapters and then sent to me. Then can be worn just during the readings, but I'd like the reader to use the gusset to wipe out her pussy after the orgasms since I like a grooly pair of panties (of course I understand it won't have the same scent as a pair worn overnight though and that it would essentially have no Zone 1 or 3). Apart from the price ultimately agreed to for the reading, I am willing to separately pay for pairs of panties and subsequent shipping at cost, and maybe a $5-10 handling fee each time I want another pair sent to me.

Obviously I have no way to hold someone to this, but I want a strong commitment that you will finish the book, and not at a 1 chapter every 10 day pace of the “SR”. I hate unfinished books.

Any other questions, ask!

My questions to you are:

  • How multiorgasmic are you?

  • Do you already have an HMW?

  • Would you be able to keep up the pace?

  • How many orgasms do you think you would have in say a typical 30 min reading period?

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