Yeah I know what you mean. My consciousness has on more than one occasion derailed my train of thought to inform me that booty is hanging out the bottom of the womens’ shorts in front of me. It’s not a little bit either. About a whole handful.

I often face a moral dilemma, do I approach and inform her of the wardrobe malfunction or do I allow it to continue even though she probably doesn’t want her ass to be revealed to that degree. Maybe she knows it and is trying to cool off. Should I use the chance to ask for a number? Nah, that’ll be weird right? Decisions, decisions….

snap back to reality And the moment passes..back to my Thesis.