3. Can confirm scrolling through Facebook doesn’t make you socially retarded.

Can confirm scrolling through Facebook doesn’t make you socially retarded.

Wouldn’t do a damn thing. He’s too far gone. For example... a few months back he meets some girl at a school Weaboo club or something. He somehow gets her to come chill at his place. This is amazing because he is a kissless virgin and has never accomplished such a feat. They talk for a while and they kiss before she leaves.

The next day he gets online SCREAMING that he has a girlfriend. He starts talking about his plan to spend thousands of dollars to whisk her away on vacation and have a 3 day sex marathon. I beg him to calm the fuck down. I tell him that he needs to stop calling this girl he met 12 hours ago his girlfriend immediately, and he needs to realize what a fucking nutcase he is to entertain this sex vacation fantasy and be buying condoms and shit.

He did not stop. He never mentioned her again after that day which I assume is because he went through with it and told her his plans, of which I’m sure she was absolutely terrified.

That’s what we’re dealing with here. You can’t explain social norms or common sense to this guy. He’s a good friend but... yeah

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