I can control this

Canada/Irish drinking joke:

Brendan Behan, Irish poet, short story writer, novelist and playwright, was said to have visited Canada once upon a time, and while sitting in a bar was asked by a Canadian, "What brings you to Canada, Mr. Behan?"

The response was reportedly along the lines of, "Well now, I was in a bar in Dublin, and it had one of those coasters. And it said, Drink Canada Dry so I thought I'd give it a shot."

Many passages in our literature on the matter of "control" - I'll let you peruse and pick your own snacks for thought:

It took a bit of doing, but I've really been enjoying my entire abstinence lifestyle for well over 14 years now. (I've been sober for about 15 and 1/2 years, so the "bit of doing" did take some time!)

...keep coming back... - if you want to.

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