Y'all dont tell no one this but I fucked Jim in 2003. It was a Eastern Mississippi BBQ convention, I was there with my uncle Fredrick Maxwell. We were getting our Q on in the Cajun corner when out of nowhere a devilishly handsome man in a checkered suit showed up and payed for some $3.50 brisket. We locked eyes, I said mr. That's some fine looking brisket may I have some, My uncle Fredrick Maxwell is too much of a cheap fuck to buy me some and I wish my aunt would divorce him. He says no problem man, let me show you the real meat in the back. I follow him. My uncle maxwell says be careful that's Jim Harbaugh he's a known predator. I said shut up you Carolina cuck. He leads me back and says hey do you have any Zantac 150 not that Zantac 70 pussy shit. Of course I do so I give him 2 tablets and the rest is history.