Can you list your 99 problems?

  1. rent
  2. live in a hotel
  3. no kitchen
  4. hot water barely works
  5. no heat
  6. sink doesn't drain right
  7. no children
  8. phone doesn't keep time
  9. tinitus
  10. car payment
  11. engine light
  12. squeaky belt
  13. mom's kidneys
  14. cavities
  15. debt private
  16. debt business
  17. debt state
  18. debt feds
  19. exema
  20. spell check crashes phone
  21. messages crash my phone
  22. depressed
  23. dead end job
  24. terrible at budgeting
  25. ants
  26. social anxiety
  27. father passed away too soon
  28. cigarettes
  29. reruns of family guy
  30. laundry needs done, again
  31. insomnia
  32. no laptop internet
  33. lack focus..

  34. only friend needs a home

  35. sister needs a home

  36. bro and I don't talk

  37. bed unplugs charger

  38. bad haircut

  39. back pain

  40. supposed to find a cheap home

  41. and property for family

  42. work hours are being cut

  43. only one towel

  44. drank coffee with dinner

  45. sweeping != vaccuuming

  46. reddit text box crashes phone

  47. out of bottled water

  48. city water has "color"

  49. wasted half a quart of stew

  50. draft from the A/C hole

  51. everything I own can fit in a car

  52. laptop kb & mouse broken

  53. a bit overweight

  54. coworkers can be aholes

  55. no friends in the area

  56. don't want friends

  57. owe mom for a lemon

  58. i don't know everything

  59. no money for gifts this year

  60. forgot a birthday call

  61. creativity seems diminished

  62. no lunch food for tomorrow

  63. laptop freezes if closed

  64. phone camera sucks

  65. 3000 pictures on a memory card that stopped working

  66. voicemail is full

  67. weird spot on my leg

  68. health insurance deductible

  69. not sure if car is insured

  70. no birth certificate

  71. no address

  72. out of state license

  73. failed at hobby attempt

  74. I have no attainable goals

  75. no new years plans

  76. lack ambition

  77. office/kitchen/coffee table sucks

  78. no pet to give rib bones to

  79. too gullible

  80. dandruff

  81. no outside line for dialup

  82. wasting precious time on internets

  83. getting old

  84. & my childhood music is now "classic rock"

  85. worry about my car at night

  86. speakers blown

  87. don't take road trips anymore

  88. feel bad upselling

  89. spelling is getting worse

  90. everything seems to come with a "catch"

  91. sheets for curtains

  92. boxsprings for bedframe

  93. no gaming consoles

  94. stores rarely carry pc games

  95. no AAA batteries for my gift

  96. left the bread open

  97. powdered creamer clumps in cold coffee

  98. tv has poor color

  99. too much effort to format this from fast notepad > reddit.

  100. I have an amazing SO who deserves more than I could ever hope to give!

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