Lol I love it man, your advice did make me smile, I've taken shrooms three times and each time was an incredible experience, although the first time was a bit boring because we did not have any plans, we really didn't prepare for the trip at all and it ended up being a bit confusing and stressful.

That said I would take your advice but I have two problems, one is that I do not believe my current state of mind is safe and stable enough for a trip. I'm generally very worried and stressed, I'm unemployed and isolated without much hope for my future. Its been a long road to get to this point but I think I've generally just been too high strung mentally for psychedelic adventures. LSD was a good experience too but I was surrounded by happy friendly people at the time and felt very safe, now not as much. I would instead be alone and stressed. My second problem is I have no such 'local plug' and pretty much no friends in the first place.