Long ago there was a medieval inn. People there were drinking, eating, talking and generally having fun. Then one day a terrified peasant came through the door and yelled "Run for you lives! The black knight is comming!". Everybody gets out of the inn as fast as possible, with only the innkeeper staying to see if everyone got out. He looks around one more time before leaving and sees that one guy hasn't left yet. He walks up to him and urges him to run away. The black knight is close! But the man refuses, says that the black knight is just a legend and that he's staying, so the innkeeper leaves him to his fate. After a while a fearsome Moorish warrior walks through the door. 2 meters tall, fists like rocks, arms like tree trunks, the face of a stone cold killer and a giant sword at his side. The man takes one terrified look at him and thinks "Sweet mother of Christ. It's the black knight!", instantly falls to his knees and says "kind sir. Please forgive me. I didn't mean to offend you with my pressence. I didn't know you were comming. Please, forgive me. I'll do anything, just forgive me!". The Moor looks at him, thinks for a while and says, "Anything? Alright, give me a blowjob and i'll forgive you". The man doesn't object, still on his knees he pulls down the warrior's pants and gives him the blowjob that he wanted. After the deed was done the Moor says to him again, "Thanks man. A promise is a promise. I forgive you. Now let's get out of here. Haven't you heard? The black knight is comming"