I know that's a comforting thought for you.

But I lived in the Hannam neighborhood of Seoul. I can tell you whatever you'd like to know about that neighborhood or my son's school, and you can look it up while you make headway on that bag of dicks. Happy to do it in Korean if that would amuse you. Would you like to know what's in the basement of the British Embassy in Seoul? The name of the only rabbis first two kids (I lost track after that)? Perhaps you're interested in Osaka or Kyoto? I can tell you things about London, Paris, Florence, Venice, Jerusalem, and Cairo that only someone who has been there could possibly know.

How dumb are you looking to feel tonight?