Go fuck a cactus. Seriously, what the fuck is up with you cunts? Every fucking time you mention Liverpool or Gerrard the slip is always on your fucking minds, you're all fucking obsessed with one goal in history, wanking over your smug, despite most of you not even obtaining the title this season. We were fucking unlucky, that's all, we just happened to be in an ultra competitive season unlike almost no other - wrong place, wrong time. Oh but laugh at us. If it was any other club, you'd all be pondering what could have been, like an injuryless Ronaldo. But nope, because it's Liverpool, and we were getting emotional after a very stressful past couple of seasons, you laugh at us, and a club legend that stayed loyal and treated his supporters like family. You suck off Totti etc for being loyal, but Gerrard, who was one of the best midfielders of his generation, you give him undeserved shit. You should have been fucking happy for his passion and joy he got after the City win, but no, you utterly humiliate him for nothing more but a poor choice of words. I felt sorry for JT after the penalty slip in 2008 despite him being a cunt, mostly because I didn't want United to win the cup but also because it must have been a footballer's nightmare that nobody should relive. Maybe I shouldn't have been so merciful. Fuck, and you Chelsea fans are so fucking rich. Plastics, all of you. Before Russian money came in, what were you, a club with racist hooligans that purchased old successful players and often forgotten about. Mid-table club. "B-but we love Zola!" Yeah, sure you do, I can use Wikipedia as well. I'm going to assume you have a stiffy when you read about players that actually joined your fucking club before 2003, since it gives you more ammo to hide your shame into supporting a club solely for its success. I'm wondering how many of you supported clubs before Chelsea's success, I'm going to assume it's a fucking lot. Yeah, laugh at us for not winning the league title for so long, even though we had Tom Hicks and George Gillett, the worst fucking managers you could hope for that disrespected our manager and crippled our finances, while you had unlimited Russian money to buy the league. Not to mention we had to play in the same era of the dominance of an old alcoholic Scottish FUCK that constantly cheated the game with his paid refs that suddenly didn't know how to count the time properly at crucial moments. It's not fucking fair, it really isn't. Your obsession is just disingenuous and you'll never realise that. Go ahead, laugh at me. Downvote me. But you'll know that everything I'm saying is true. This is why Liverpool fans are the greatest in the country - the passion and heart and respect for our club in the face of uncertainty and wonky ownership is something that no other top-level club has, and you can't deny this. e: Thanks for the gold. And for all of you trying to take the piss, go eat shit. You know I'm right.