THE BEANS WILL MAKE YOU HURT - written by a friend of a friend, unfortunately too late to be performed by Johnny Cash:

I hurt myself today Opening up some beans I focus on the beans I'm gonna eat some beans

The spoon scoops the beans And sticks them in my jaw Try not to eat the beans But I have to eat them all

What have I become Eating all the beans Everyone I know Runs away from my beans

And you could have them all My empire of beans I will cook you beans I will make you beans

I wear this crown of cans Upon my bean eatin’ chair covered in the beans I have beans in my hair

Beneath the stain of beans The feelings disappear You are somewhere else The beans are still right here

What have I become Eating all the beans Everyone I know Runs away from my beans

And you could have them all My empire of beans I will cook you beans I will make you beans

If I could start again Away from all these beans I would keep myself I would find a bean