Childhood songs

My Old mans a dustman, he wears a dustmans hat,

He took me round the corner to see a football match

Fatty passed to Skinny and Skinny passed it back,

Fatty took a wooping shot and knocked the goalie flat.

Where was the goalie when the ball was in the net?

They stuffed his bum with pedigree chum and this is what he said.

My wife has had a baby, we called him Sonny Jim

We chucked him down the plughole to see if he could swim.

First he did the backstroke, then he did the crawl.

Then he did a naughty thing and pissed right up the wall.

I am not sure the second verse is official but its what we used to sing. It doesnt really make a lot of sense really.

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