A Chinese guide for picking up laowai girls that I found online

it gets better:

三、(学校) 1. Can you tell us a bit about your university and your major? 谈谈你毕业的学校和专业怎么样? 2. Are you an undergraduate or a postgraduate? 你在学习本科学历还是硕士学历? 3. Have you heard the saying that "Nowadays bachelor holders are as many as dogs, Master holders are all over the street". 你听说过一句话:“本科多如狗,硕士满街走”吗? 4. Never mind. I’m kidding. But I have a doctorate degree. 这只是一句玩笑,别介意。我是一位博士生。 5. In fact I am a Doctor of Tea. Haha~~~~~ 实际上我只是一个“茶博士”。哈哈 四、(性别、工作) Shall we chat more intimately? To me, you are not an ordinary girl. 我们能更亲密得聊聊吗?我认为你不仅仅是一个女孩! You are the queen. Haha~~~~~~~~~~~~ 而是一位女皇,哈哈。 I am 23.You must be younger than me! 我23岁了,你一定比我小吧。 May I know your occupation? 你的职业是什么? I am a salesman. I work like a cow: Make much milk for a company, but eat only a little grass. 我是一名销售员,像牛一样"光挤奶、不吃草"。

十四、(打电话) 1. I just want to hear your voice. Could you speak to me a little bit? 我特别想听听你的声音,你能满足我这个小小的心愿吗? 2. Don’t worry. Just a short while. 别担心。只和你聊一两句就可以了。 3. Shall I make the phone call to you or you phone over to me? My telephone number is XXXXXXX. 我给你打过去还是你给我打过来?,我的电话号码是:XXXXXXXX。 4. Thank you for trusting me. I’ll call you immediately. 谢谢你的信任,我立刻给你打过去。 5. Forget it. Let’s continue our online talk. (Hope for the best and prepare for the worst.) 没关系的,我只是说说而已。让我们接着在网上聊下去。(一颗红心两种准备

i thought this was satire at first but no: http://yingyuwo.com/forums/help/topics/73, http://zhidao.baidu.com/question/34936392.html

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