Being upfront, and reminding them that they really don’t believe God exists to kill anything, at least allows me to defer to the premise of the debate: that God exists.

Ok, so by that logic, you claiming god is real means that you believe he killed all those people.

Fortunately you don’t have the right to dictate what I do get to say and don’t get to say. The liberty you freely exercise to lecture me is the same liberty I enjoy to share my opinions. Life works like that.

Fortunately, I do have the right to dictate what you get to and don't get to say. If I said that flaming monkeys came from outerspace to save us from our sins but we have to sacrifice our first born child to be saved, you would get to say, "no, you don't get to make shit up."

Also, this isn't a lecture, it's reality. The real world, where your mom isn't going to be there for you every time someone hurts your wittle feewings. You've been coddled, it bleeds through your retorts. You expect everyone to bend to your will and you opinion while you use straw man arguments lacking logic and reason and claim them as fact.

Again, life doesn't work like that little guy.