TOM HARDY: "Eh, what's that, mate?"

PLUMMER: (startled) "I said didn't enjoy working with Malick. Excuse me, uh, it's nice to see you, Tom. But what are you doing here?"

TOM HARDY: (scratching his head passive aggressively) "Oh, mate, I suppose you hadn't heard? Yeah, Terry hired me as his new assistant. I assist him. That's the gig."

PLUMMER: "...."

TOM HARDY: "You gonna' keep bitchin' and moanin' now? Bit immature for a man of your age, innit..."

PLUMMER: "Now, Tom, this is highly irregular, I'm simply expres--"

TOM HARDY: "--Highly irregular to be slagging a director of Terry's stature, I agree, mate. It's pants."

PLUMMER: "....."

CLOONEY: "...Look, maybe we should change the topic."