Lets guess at the Trump TV daily lineup, here is my submission:
7am Morning in America
Just like the old Man Show with Adam Carolla and Doug Stanhope but without the comedy.
9am Patriot Weather
No Chinese hoaxes here! The only weather channel brave enough expose the liberal thermometer conspiracy.
11am Everyone Loves Reagan
New myths each week on this legendary figure!
1pm Investigative Reports: The World’s Greatest Crime
In depth coverage on why Donald Trump lost the election, every day, forever.
3pm The Benghazi Files
The world’s foremost experts pushing for a 10th Republican investigation into the Libyan embassy attacks.
5pm The Sean Hannity Show
It’s just the Sean Hannity Show.
7pm Super Truth
Domestic and international news that you know is not made up because they constantly tell you that they are not lying.
9pm Final Hours
Host Michele Bachmann tells you what the all-powerful creator of the universe is saying about today’s events by reading text messages sent to her in a bowl of Alphabet Soup.
11pm-7am Buy Gold Now infomercials
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