I have a co-worker named Mark and every day I use a new name/make a pun based on the name Mark. I'm starting to run out, so what ideas do y'all have?

I'm right there with you, u/A-Deo-et-Rege.

I'm sure "Mark" doesn't mind OP all that much considering how innocent the joke is in the grand scheme of things, and that calling OP on it would just cause more awkwardness than it's worth.

I currently have this kind of relationship with someone I work with. He comes by and will always comment about whatever it is I'm wearing or eating. Never fails. Harmless stuff - a joke, a bit of ball busting sometimes, or even a day where he extends a compliment - but it's always something. It can be annoying and anxiety inducing knowing that I'm going to have to verbally spar with someone, fake laugh, feign interest, etc., in their same go-to topic.

If I was Mark, my friends outside of work would certainly know about "Pun-based name Guy in the office" and how annoying he is some days.

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