Cold open, cold confusion

Um. Lol who is enforcing these picture rules? Because do you know how cringe inducing it is to swipe through a bunch of men clearly decades apart in age that all are supposed to be in their early 30s?

And if the expectation is to post only 1:1 photos….. then why would he need to ask?? The accuracy goes without saying.

Finally, I was literally doing a backhand spring on the beach in the clip he’s referring to. It’s not like it was some out of date thirst trap. And if you really must know, I look like my pictures. Same weight, same style, same age, maybe different hair color. But fuck I feel so cheap and violated for even being made to say that.

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