The special brand of haughtiness that surrounds Michigan football is rooted in the idea that the programs who win more are either cheating or accepting players that wouldn’t academically cut it at Michigan. This feeling of faux superiority has sustained the Wolverines’ fan base through a drought of outright conference championships dating to 2003 and unfavorable trends in its Big Ten rivalries with Ohio State (losses in 14 out of the last 15) and Michigan State (losses in eight of the last 11). But what happens to Michigan fans when their team might lose to a school that is tougher to get into and almost certainly isn’t cheating? They boo.

Drag them!