Colt Cabana Podcast from 2014 provides an interesting context for Miz's promo

Miz headlines Wrestlemania in 2011 Miz: This is my year! John Cena Fans: Fuq you Miz. Ur 2 small. CM Punk Pipe Bomb Fans: Fuq u Cena. U nvr give small guyz chance. Vince: K. Cm Punk is Champ! CM Punk: "I'm the best in the world!" 434 Day Title Reign Vince: "Lol ok thats enuff Punk Rock's Champion nowe. Miz u can host summerslam. Punk go fight Lesnar or sumthin lol" Punk: LOL later. Gonna go hang out with Aj Lee in my mansion. Miz stars in the Marine 4 Vince: Lol ur welcome Miz. Ur a star. Fans: Miz sux and so does the Marine 4. Fuq u Cena 2. Miz: Yay Marine 4! 2013 is my year! Fans: "YES! YES! YES! FUQ PART TIMERS & EVERYONE ON THE ROSTER WHOSE NAME DOESNT RHYME WITH SHMANIEL SHMYAN" Vince: "Lol Byan's Champ! We luv little guyz" Daniel Bryan Concussions Roman Reigns Cuts Promo Crickets Bad Summerslam Miz: ...So, Daniel Bryan's gone? Fans: Yah Miz: ..and no one like Brock?... Fans: Yah fuq steroids guy. Miz: ..is the Rock Coming back? Fans: Lol who cares. Miz:...Undertaker? Fans: Its not Wrestlemania lol. Miz: ..Jericho? Fans: Raw. Miz: ...Punk? Fans: UFC We luv him. He can beat Nate Diaz if he wanted LOL. He almost beat Lesnar at Summer Slam lol Miz: ...but he's not here? Fans: Lol no he hates wrestling 4ever now idiot. Miz:...so who do you all like now? Fans: Lol idk i gess no 1. Mbe Dolph? ***MIZ PROMO**** **MIZ PROMO***** ***MIZ PROMO***** Fans: WE FQN LUV U MIZZ. UR FQN OVER BRO. MIZZ GETS OVER WITH FANS* *MICHAEL COLE YELLS CLICHES* *CUE MUSIC-WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN & IT HURTS INSIDE DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN* *PPV FADES 2 BLACK* Miz wakes up.

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