I was in another country and had to withdraw from an atm that would only give me the equivalent of 20s. I was betting long on a segwit activation trade because I'm a dumbass degenerate gambler & decided I knew more than 90% of the moonboys.

The bathroom was because we met in a public place and I had wads of bills hanging out (had to withdraw where he could see me so he knew it wasn't counterfeit and it took 9 transactions)

We were in a small eating place w no privacy and big Windows. He wanted to go count my money alone and leave his phone, I wouldn't let him so 10 minutes later two big dudes emerged getting wide eyed looks from the wait staff.