Confident poopers of reddit, what are your secrets to comfortably use a public toilet?

For me, I never use a urinal and always go for a closed cubicle with a water closet.

For number I calls: while standing, I would lift the seat and cover the area below the gun with a tissue as an apron JIC any dropping will happen, then use a wet tissue to clean it after the job is done, and finally dry it with a third tissue. Total tissues used 31

For number 2 emergencies: must clean the whole seat and throw some tissues inside the water closet to prevent splashing, deliver the package, then clean both ends with water sprayer (bum gun), then dry up with toilet paper. Total tissues used probably quarter roll of toilet paper.

Also, I read before from a fellow redditor that it is very dangerous to sit on top the water closet (slav stance) as it might break and cause serious injuries!

I hope someone will have an easier clean way for it.

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