Confirmed: Gays Are Lacing Easter Eggs with Homosexual-Inducing Food Colorings [Humor - I hope]

As someone who has basic understanding of cellular biologie and biochemistry I have a few questions. 1. What is the "gender-splicing homosexual chemtrail EcoR1"? Is there structual data, ways of synthesis or scientific publications regarding that compound? 2. How could a chemical compound like EcoR1 alter DNA? It would be the first synthetic compound to alter (not damage) DNA in a living cell. 3. Where is the genetic information stored that is imparted into the DNA? 4. Why is this process not reversed by the proteins that repair damages in DNA molecules caused by, for example, radioaktivity. 5. How does the EcoR1 compound pass the Eggshell and contaminate the whole egg in less than 30 seconds? 6. Was this confirmed by any independet sources? 7. Why is the EcoR1 compound not metabolized or excreeted by the body like other large chemical compounds?

I am generally courious, any gays conspirators here who can shed some light on their despicable science wonders which could potentially be the answer to all ills Mankin faces? I am also going to post this in the comments of that article, let's see how they answer this.

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