Consent and Cuddles. :\

Wife, brother, and I are going to spend several hours doing improv of X-Men that don't actually exist.

We are then going to spend another couple of hours acting like a genie, fire worm, and dragon.

Then my brother is going to attend a concert of a band whose call to fame was an animated music video shown in a cartoon of knock off copies of beloved cartoon characters while I hope to be judged on how well I can keep up a Norwegian accent over an evening so I can do it a second evening and earn prizes from it.

Then we get to attempt to learn about multiple people's brand new unoriginal takes on pastimes that already exist, but these have different art and verbage to them.

We then help fill a room up with people who are all sitting around a table to, as an entire group in the room, balance powering through a story as quickly as we can and hope that we still are having fun.

Then, a fantasy author will pace back and forth on a stage while swinging a double-bladed lightsaber and tell us all how we die before we all join together in a parody sing-along.

While we are painting, an art interpreter will constantly tell us the wrong time. We will then be attacked by goblins in space ships.

We then attack pop culture amalgams with being able to insult them better resulting in being more successful.

Then a guy dressed in "medieval" clothing will preach to a group of about 300.

The fun of entire event ends with seeing who is the best at gobbling balls.

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