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So. I'm a white dude and I already know I'll get downvoted for this but this is.. worth it I guess.

I only clicked on this link because the dude's dick looks just like mine, except black. I don't keep track of the women I've slept with but the easiest way to express it would be in multiples of dozens and of those women.. I have heard that I have a "pretty penis", "perfect penis", and believe it or not "beautiful penis" more than half of the time. It's seriously all they can talk about as soon as I drop my pants..

It has freaked me out since I was a teenager. I thought the first girl I dated was weird as fuck because she talked about how pretty my penis was until the second girl I dated said the same thing. Then the third. Fourth. On and on until I've banged twenty women and 4/5 of them bring it up.

Don't worry, I know, you don't believe me. This is stupid. This doesn't happen to anyone. I FUCKING AGREE. If I read about this happening to anyone I would've said, "Fuck you moron, you're bullshitting," so I 100% expect that reaction and I expect to end up with negative karma.

Honestly doesn't matter, this account is for posting not commenting but either way my post is true. Dude's dick looks exactly like mine and women love it. I guess dudes don't which tbh, doesn't fucking matter to a straight dude so.. carry on world. Carry on.

My pointless story.

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