3. Covid at beijing olympics? False positives... and anal swab testing. Consequence...

Covid at beijing olympics? False positives... and anal swab testing. Consequences?

I hope so too! As in:

Hi there Miss Nurse:

So yes, I'm here for my Covid Butt Test.

I'm planning to be a real trooper about this, so let me just go ahead and immediately unzip, and bend over so you can get right start-

Oh... Oh... not in the lobby, you say? Not in front of everyone else like that?

Right... right... ok... ok... my bad... Let me just pull my pants back up here. I'm not really familiar with all this latest Covid testing protocols. This whole thing is so new and crazy to me. I mean can you believe that: we're all living through a crazy plague. Like what is this the medieval times or something?

Anyways, so hey: don't mind my underwear. I know they are like 10 year old Fruit of the Looms that have been through a lot of washing cycles... and the elastic waist-band just doesn't quite snap back anymore.

But: I'm planning to buy some sexy black Jockey brand underwear that comes in a fancy box, before this weekend. If you know what I mean... ;)

PS: Satire aside, just for the record, I fell it important to note that I'm more of an "exit-only" kind of person! So no Covid Butt Testing for me, that's for sure!

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