Crazy LSD situations

I have few.

I once was at a party and I got caught in a thought loop. I had this girls lighter. I just sort of found it laying around and someone informed me that she will get really upset if she loses that. So, there I was wandering around trying to find this girl to give her lighter back because I knew she was leaving the party soon. I had a cigarette hanging out the side of my mouth and I was rooting around in my pockets trying to find a lighter. So I wandered back and fourth constantly trying to return this girls lighter, and simultaneously find a lighter to light my cigarette for a good five to ten minutes before I finally started emptying my pockets and realized I forgot about "her lighter." was a lighter. Her lighter was an object that I no longer considered to use for lighting anything, just an object I needed to return so this girls night goes better than it would if she lost it.

I started laughing so hard that I couldn't light my cigarette. Eventually I gave up on it, put the lighter back in my pocket, wandered around again for a bit, put my cigarette in my mouth and began the cycle all over again.

...Turned out she was throwing up in the bathroom the entire time I was looking for her. She was drinking and then took dabs for the first time in her life.

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