(written ages ago for an alternate reality where Bill never became a creep or date rape drugs never existed) :

"I GO OUTSIDE, WAITIN FOR MY BUS, AT THE BUS STOP, I SEE BILL COSBY, HE ANSWERS MY PRAYERS. I climb aboard while hoisting myself up onto his ginormous wings, he tips his head in understanding and with one large swoop lifts off into the air, The wind blows rapidly past my hair as we take off.

We are soaring higher, and higher, to the point where the cars look like ants, where trees look like tiny blades of grass. The air becomes so thin that It is kind of hard to breathe, and yet I feel so safe. His wings are so strong.

We start descending rapidly at an alarming rate. Things are moving so fast and the wind is so strong. With one Zip Zop Zoopity Zop, we swoop down below to my school, where students rev their fancy engines, honk their horns, and spoil their spoilers. I don't pay attention to them. He gently lands at the front steps and People stare in awe. They are so puzzled, and yet so amazed that Bill Cosby has landed.

He stands up and gives me a hug with his wings, as everyone starts cheering and clapping. Clapping in unison, untill they start clapping faster and faster as Bill Cosby's wings start flapping to the sound of their claps. He blasts off the ground in a whirlwind spin and everyone is stunned. They run up to me and congradulate me for what they just witnessed. I don't accept their apologies, but instead redirect my hands to the sky and just point. Everybody understands. They carry me into the building on their shoulders and some students quiclkly assemble a shrine for Bill Cosby. I am set down and all of a sudden Purple Jello Starts spraying out of my Backback. Soon it creates a tidal wave of Jello Spray, as I am escorted to my class. I look out the window only to see Bill just flapping his wings in place. As he hovers there, he winks at me and flaps away never to be seen for the rest of the day."

(one can only dream)