I want to believe you but I can't because I was at work the other day trying to take a poop and I accidentally sprayed bloody shit all over my penis but I didn't have time to wipe it off cuz I had to run into a meeting with my dad and his friends.

the meeting went well but they immediately smelled the poop so everyone started ripping their pants off to prove that it wasn't them. when it came to me I just pulled my penis out and they all laughed at it and smelled it.

We won the new accounts and now our businesses are even more better than the business around us in competition.

how's do you want to go to hang out and we can do what you can meet my dad's friends and they can measure your fingers???